sirjamespotter: the paula deen drinking game take a shot every time paula says y’all michael looks like he wants to quit life paula adds a ‘pat of butter’ paula refers to mint leaves as a vegetable paula says oil and it sounds like awhhl paula says she wants the food to look ‘pretty’ 30 minutes. one show. enjoy liver failure. muggles get so drunk, so easily
sirjamespotter: soon i’m going to college and people are going to ask where i will be applying to schools. here is the complete list: beauxbatons academie de la magie hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry salem witches’ institute wizarding academy of dramatic arts but my top choice is PIGFARTS. pigfarts is the place to go
Anonymous asked: Merry Christmas, my lord. And you know what that means; plenty of Muggles for you to Crucio!
Anonymous asked: dear lordy, d'you know any good bands? muggle or parseltounge ones only - wizarding ones suck, they're all like celestina warbeck.
combeferreguides asked: My Lord, may I say you are looking amazingly sexy today, like every other day of your life?
Hey Voldemort, you're still alive.
my little 8-year-old brother: you look like voldemort with a nose and a girl
so you look like an average girl
trustinthedoctor asked: You're pretty sentimental for a dark wizard. But you're a sexy beast.
rastachiko asked: I'm a Gryffindor, but I think you're pretty sexy.